The answer is a sound no. And if you want to argue the point with Nats herself I suggest you check out her Saturday Night Live appearance first. I don't know about you guys, but I'm terrified.

Britney was a super-hot young popstar who grew up and wanted to dance wearing less and less clothing every single day. Then she married a chavvy dancing guy called Kevin, became the ricest chavette you've ever seen, forgot to be a singer and allowed her dumb-as-a-rock husband to try his hand at that music lark.

The result? Possibly the most utter baffling thing to come out of a professional recording studio... ever: Popo Zao.

His song surfaced online a while back, and we've even been blessed with the utter numpty jamming smugly to his own track in front of cameras. And if that wasn't enough, now we can enjoy this amazing remix of Popo Zao - as K-Fed puts it himself, it's an 'ass shaker'.

Sadly, high living can end in six feet under, and there's a veritable encyclopaedia of musicians who have bit the dust before their time.

So who's the blame for untimely ends? There are a few theories, and a group of religious types have come up with one of the most... interesting.

They're yet to explain how the likes of Iggy, Ozzy and Bowie are still around, but there's plenty of time for that, right?

The bad side of Internal Jukebox is the song you don't know, with lyrics you can't remember and a tune you can't quite do justice to while humming at your friends. The end result is never being quite able to place what you just can't get out of your head. The horror!

But feel the agony of the unknown no longer, my friends, because Song Tapper is here to save the day.

As long as you can reproduce the beat of your mystery track, Song Tapper promises to decifer the tune and give you the answers you seek. And then you can stop your random bloody humming for good, thus bringing joy to all those around you.

Genius.

It's almost certain that he wasn't listening to the likes of Britney Spears, wondering all the while how the trailer park princess could be incorporated into his 580-years-in-the-making epic. And gyrating to her infectious rhythms.

But that's his loss.

If you've ever wondered exactly what Gandalf dances around in his pants to, it's time to find out...

Why not try haunting your favourite celebrity's steps the legal way? Celebrity Skin are here to help you pursue that very dream. Through them you can safely purchase your very own baggie of Jack Black's skin cells. Or maybe Norman Mailer's wee is more your thing? It's a steal at fifteen bucks.

The ideal Christmas gift for any deranged reader of Heat.

(Please note: Micheal Stipe bacteria is out of stock).

To overcompensate we bring you the cutest, most innocent thing this side of Kitten War - The JCB Song

Guaranteed to have you feeling nostalgic for someone else's childhood within seconds. And absolutely no stripping Eastenders.

Just be grateful you don't live next door to this residence. Fun? Yes. Loud? Guaranteed. Vaguely terrifying? You better believe it.

Fa la la la laaaa, la la la laaaaa....

The answer is clearly a resounding YES. Obvious things are always the funniest. Like nuns. Or a cat suddenly falling off a wall. Simple yet timeless comedy genius.

That's why using a Speak n' Spell to 'sing' your favourite pop classics will never stop being the epitome of hilarity. An old idea, maybe, but a classic.